Seriously thanks for stopping by. With all the Facebooking and Twittering going I'm not sure how many folks still swing by the old site but I'm going long form today to catch you all up with what's happening with me. I'm wrapping the Totally Into You Tour with four kick ass weekends, Addison Texas, Raleigh, North Carolina, Irvine, California, and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Something you may not know about coming to see me, besides being knock your d*#k in the dirt funny:) I give a portion of the proceeds from every show to The National Domestic Violence Hotline. Last year alone we were able to raise around 25K! So seeing me helps make a difference for someone other than me and you. In these uncertain times this is more important now than ever. I made this choice two years ago when I began to get more and more e-mails from women in abusive relationships. Because I am a comedian I am not equipped to deal with such problems and so I googled Domestic Violence and this number came up. National Domestic Violence Hotline1-800-799-SAFE (7233)1-800-787-3224 (TDD)These are great folks and they can get you help no matter where you are 24/7. So lets spread the love and have a laugh. Other News!In the interim we are going to release the Reigning Monarchs debut album followed by a brief California tour. I also will be performing continually here in LA at Largo, Comedy Death Ray, the coolest show in town, and at the Hollywood Improv so FOLLOW me here, there, and everywhere. My DVD Greg Behrendt Is That Guy From That Thing will be released at the same time it airs on Comedy Central in August.Plus some big announcements to come!It's gonna be a great year!