Monday Jun. 18th, 2012

I haven't quit comedy... however

Starting in 2013 I will not be returning to the clubs. All standup dates will either local (Los Angeles), Walking The Room related, or if I can get a consensus of 300 or so people in a city then we'll get a room and we'll have a GB party. It's...

Thursday May. 17th, 2012

Bring The Rock. (Canceled)

UPDATE: Despite my excitement below the May 22 Bring The Rock has been canceled. We may re-boot at some point. We also may not. To those of you that bought tickets I'm sorry, To those you that didn't ... well there you have it. :)

Some years back...

Tuesday May. 15th, 2012

Great Ad for the Monarchs Record!

Thursday May. 10th, 2012

Come see me in Seattle.

Just a week ago I was in Seattle for the Live Walking The Room podcast it was, as all of my live shows in Seattle have been, fucking awesome. I've been going to Seattle every year, some times two and three times a year since I started comedy. I...

Sunday Apr. 29th, 2012

New to New Zealand! (Who is this dickhead?)

This past five days have been spent in what I can truly call a whirlwind trip to Auckland and Wellington N.Z. for the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Now it's one thing to be asked to perform at a festival but it's another to be asked...

Sunday Apr. 15th, 2012

3rd show Saturday Night. (Clown has a meltdown)

When you find yourself on stage yelling "Jesus Christ lady! Shut your fat fucking mouth so I can do my closer and then we can all go home and get out of the fresh hell of your stupid existence!" you are not winning.
Four of my five shows during...

Wednesday Apr. 11th, 2012

Super Update

Hey Punks, Clowns, Cuddlahs, and Kittens! It's been awhile but GB.com is back and better than ever and by that I mean it's a different color. I have been super busy in the last year or so doing so many stellar things. My standup career is finally...

Thursday Dec. 29th, 2011

I'm in the Hot Dog Thunderdome

Friday Sep. 16th, 2011

That Guy From That Thing gets a shot on NETFLIX!

In 2009 I put out a one hour special called Greg Behrendt Is That Guy From That Thing. The title jokingly refers to my pathetic moment in the spotlight after the success of He's Just Not That Into You. It was the way I was routinely greeted in...

Monday Sep. 05th, 2011

Patton Oswalt, My Friends! Watch his Special

I started standup Feb, 28,1989 at the Holy City Zoo in San Francisco. I was on 35th. The guy before me, Mel, panicked and ran off stage never to be seen again. Seriously, never seen again. I took the stage. I killed. I did. Sure I only did three...

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